The Dallas Cowboys-Classified Ad

The Cowboys Classified Ad from craigslist.com
The Dallas Cowboys are in need of talent. We are not looking for life-long Cowboys. Those dedicated to the star, and what it stands for. Right now our interest in talent supercedes any dignity or respect we have as an organization. Bring your baggage as long as you produce on Sunday. We apparently believe the Tuna is a god, and can keep a classroom full of ingrates in line to push us over the perverbialble NFC hump and into the Super Bowl. Our 2 main interests are, 1. A cancerous Wide Receiver who brings dissension to every locker room, and leaves the team in shambles. Although, if you can catch 100 balls, and snatch 10 TD's your welcome in the "Home Built by Tom Landry". 2. A Kicker who splits his time setting NFL records and knocking down a few hundred beer bongs at the Pro Bowl. If you meet these qualifications please send resume and blood sample to Valley Ranch. Attn: The Devil.

Eric on CB Free Agency- Jerry Jones has no problem gambling, I support that. He gambled with the Herschel Walker trade, Deion Sanders, Joey Galloway, and many more. Some he hits on, some he misses. But as a fellow Poker player, (yes I know I play for max $40, and he plays with a respectable organization and human athletes), I support the continuing efforts to get the CB's back top the Promise land.
Eric on T.O.- This was the right move for the Cowboys. This is where I begin to confuse myself. I think this is the right move for the CB's, although, it will fail. T.O. is no Cowboy, he is contracted labor. I am saddened to see him in a uniform, but I am not a teary eyed cowboy that can't forget him poo pooing on the Star. George Teague poo pooed right back on his face, so that is over. If he can bring a SB to Big D, by all means bring your ripped abs and pearl whites to the greatest state in America. But , I beg of you to not buy property. I don't want to imagine you being here longer than 2 years. Not because of the star incident, but because you are a Cancer. You have a tendency to come off like all you care about is yourself. CAUSE YOU DO! This experiment will fail. He will do the same thing he did before. He will put up great numbers and cause monumental problems in the Locker room. For those of you who think he won't blow up on the field at Drew Bledsoe, when he misreads the defense, and misses T.O. you are drinking the juice. Just because this guy puts a star on his helmet, he will not change. He is and always will be the addicted to his own self promotion at the detriment of anyone and everyone!